January 2012
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I am choosing to excuse my being boring tonight because I have already gone out every night of this week. I’m not even drinking at home because
I don’t have a corkscrew and
I was drinking for nine hours last night, including half-off pitchers of sangria and surprise drinks from my friend bartender.
So, I’m watching stuff on Netflix and may or may not be reblogging more risqué...
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"The Toleration Act" is Passed in Maryland
perezhamilton:
For the love of GOD, nooooooo!!!!!
Maryland was all scared because the Protestants seized control of the mostly Catholic colony. The Catholics took back control and wanted to KEEP control. With The Toleration Act, the Protestants have to stop hating on the Catholics by law.
The law grants freedom of worship to Christians who believe in the Trinity of God, Jesus Christ and the...
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coldbitterness:
darlingtonia-californica replied to your post: Who else if anyone is watching the Twilight Zone right now btw
I *could* be. Is it on Netflix?
Nope, on Sci Fi (or, sigh, “SyFy”)
Well it might be on Netflix idk but that’s not where I’m watching it
Oh, well, I’m watching Mitchell and Webb Look instead now.
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I've been watching the BBC Sherlock for the past...
bb-goose:
coldbitterness:
galesofnovember:
I’ll keep you all informed of any signs of incipient asexyness.
Nooooooooooo don’t become one of them
Molly get the keys to the Pussy Wagon we have to go rescue her
I like the series, but I realized what makes it even more emblematic is (spoilers?) that Sherlock’s archnemesis is a flamboyant homosexysexual.
December 2011
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cosmo tip #125
expertcosmotips:
to make your new years’ sexcapades special and exciting, stick a lit sparkler in his ass! the more adventurous can try a roman candle ;)))
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
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Top Ten Facebook Reactions to the Onion of 2011,...
literallyunbelievable:
5. “Would the Queen of Paris act like this??”
4. Gained a sun, lost a mind
3. “Of course it’s real, there’s a number!”
2. Paid for by the Commitee to Re-Elect Stupied Obama and his Dump Ideas
1. :(
This year’s honorable mentions go to the United States Capitol Police and Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern for protecting the American people...
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“Nobody tells an actor, ‘you’re playing a strong-minded man.’ We assume that men...”
– Meryl Streep, on being told that she often plays “strong-minded women.”
#god had a second child #her name is meryl streep
(via bathcrone)
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desliz:
darlingtonia-californica:
misskatie:
spytap:
This reminds me of a comic book character I once created. He worked under the premise that natural selection works too slowly sometimes, and some people were so stupid that by all rights they should have long ago been eaten by a lion.
He aimed to fix this problem - to take care of those that nature had missed. He was the Lifeguard of...
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saltmarshhag:
lovebelikeawhirlwind:
thepostgrad:
Finding Your Anchor - Reducing the Risk of Casual Sex
I decided to write up this anchor guide after a very good friend of mine asked me for advice regarding their first hook up. After our conversation, I decided to post this information in hopes to start a conversation and maybe help other folks hook up.
As such, I’m not a licensed...
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