井底之蛙

cosmo tip #252

why have 1 peen in your ass when you can have 5

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”

I do?

Yes. Yes you are. ;3

i would marry the shit out of bolin

All she’s ever done is fight for you.

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—	Emma, Once Upon A Time

if a man isn’t comfortable eating your ass he has no business sticking his dick in it

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—	things my mother taught me (via howtobeafuckinglady)